‘It’s always a good idea to be able to hear the music we want to listen to, yes.’
‘Mushroom sex is infernal; it’s very complicated.’
‘Sometimes the elegant solution is a big, fat, slow-moving blimp.’
‘I refuse to be defined by who I am!’
‘If the ET’s really wanted human sperm, why don’t they just go to a sperm bank?’
‘Ugh, it turned all different!’
‘As I always say, no guts, no digestion.’
‘You can’t get out onto the moon and go Eww, it’s all sticky!‘
‘I’m not quite at the moon, but I can see right over the tops of the houses!’
‘I don’t want any aggressive condiment passing in this house.’
‘All it needs is a little gay spray and a half dozen torso sculptures and I’m home!’
‘Damn it, you tryin’ to irradiate yourself woman?’
‘A fire-tornado-earthquake drill? What, are they preparing us for the Rapture?’
‘Computer equipment held together with epoxy never works like the real thing.’
‘I’ll take your word for it, just so long as we both understand that my butt is not a tuber.’
‘So you dream of dairy workers with issues?’
‘Then Georgia would be saved and they’d also have tree-climbing eels.’
‘The pyramids of the future will not be built out of old manure patties.’
‘Nipples are the product of the future!’
‘Cows don’t swim very good. If they get above their neck, they’re gone.’