‘I think I can still do that with a ketchup-filled head.’
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‘Screams erupted at a nearby hotel, where Microsoft founder Bill Gates was addressing an education and technology conference.’
‘Damn you and your German cookies!’
‘At least we’ll die doing what we love – inhaling molten lava.’
‘The evil weevils revel in their multiplicity.’
‘The skulls are plentiful as the countryside is littered with them.’
‘If a woman wants to bite off her OWN testicle, that’s FINE.’
‘I can read books naked.’
‘Rainbow Brite – she was vibrant goth, wasn’t she?’
‘Dammit – I have lips and I want to put them to use!’
‘Monkey breasts… cow eggs… it’s all good.’
‘Wow, another act of God… Seems like every Thursday.’
‘The pork IS the crust, that’s what makes it so twisted.’
‘It is one thing to manifest parking spaces and green signal lights. It is another thing to see large green men in your kitchen.’
‘Temple or no temple, dinner IS the ultimate answer!’
‘Please keep the gonad wrenching intensity to yourself, thanks’
‘You can’t say all of quantum mechanics is BS just because arrows don’t stand still when you blink.’
‘I don’t care HOW well it fits into the plot… eccentric aunts shouldn’t drive El Caminos.’
‘If you don’t want to play with me, then go eat grass somewhere else!’
‘It’s the amount of strength you have BEFORE you turn into a monkey that really matters.’