‘In a salad bowl, no one can hear you scream.’
Author: Kristen
‘Mushroom sex is infernal; it’s very complicated.’
‘I refuse to be defined by who I am!’
‘Sometimes the elegant solution is a big, fat, slow-moving blimp.’
‘If the ET’s really wanted human sperm, why don’t they just go to a sperm bank?’
‘Ugh, it turned all different!’
‘You can’t get out onto the moon and go Eww, it’s all sticky!‘
‘As I always say, no guts, no digestion.’
‘I don’t want any aggressive condiment passing in this house.’
‘I’m not quite at the moon, but I can see right over the tops of the houses!’
‘Damn it, you tryin’ to irradiate yourself woman?’
‘All it needs is a little gay spray and a half dozen torso sculptures and I’m home!’
‘A fire-tornado-earthquake drill? What, are they preparing us for the Rapture?’
‘Computer equipment held together with epoxy never works like the real thing.’
‘I’ll take your word for it, just so long as we both understand that my butt is not a tuber.’
‘So you dream of dairy workers with issues?’
‘The pyramids of the future will not be built out of old manure patties.’
‘Then Georgia would be saved and they’d also have tree-climbing eels.’
‘Nipples are the product of the future!’
‘Cows don’t swim very good. If they get above their neck, they’re gone.’