‘Do you think cows would respect the velvet rope system?’
Author: Kristen
‘If you think tortilla chips are pointy, wait until you try timecube cereal.’
‘They were kings… they could afford to have all their animals stuffed into each other.’
‘If you put four giant spiders out there, you have to expect someone to steal them.’
‘I don’t know that prions affect the undead.’
‘How do you attach a plaque to a space chicken?’
‘Live chihuahuas on the dashboard went out with whitewalls.’
‘I hate when my underwear gives out in the middle of a battle.’
‘I don’t know if our wheelbarrow can even count to one.’
‘What do you feed your pants to make them so shiny?’
‘So, how did you get pizza sauce in your ear?’
‘It’s like people who hate corn bread and hate anchovies, but love cornchovie bread.’
‘If you’re going to steal something, it might as well be cheese.’
‘Is that your manly-man bag of water?’
‘If you ever have a world, plan ahead, don’t eat it!’
‘I have a mind like aluminum foil.’
‘They don’t still bury people with the strength of owls, do they?’
‘Teleporting is very hard on the animator’s wrist.’
‘The nerds were noticably elongated.’
‘A ball python is hardly the pinnacle of projectile technology.’